WTF is with...?

WTF is with the "nande daroo dance", as if japanese people were bad enough dancers.

WTF is with old ladys clamoring on to their bags when they see you comming from behind (As opposed to the young ladies who clamor on to the bed)

WTF is with japanese locker rooms. Do they really have comb their hair naked? Not that I'm looking, but even my shlong is longer than my pubes! And at the onsen its worse, they look at you, and let me tell you boys, I AM GIVING YOU A BAAAAD REP!

WTF is with the scrubbing. I mean ,do you really need to scrup THAT hard and stuff a towel between your legs and just work it back and forth like a two-man saw for ten minutes?

-WTF is with all the combovers (They appropiately call them "barcodes" in j-go). WHO THE FOOCK do you think you foolin? At least have the good decency to do what us westerners do, the RomeComb, you know when you are goin bald and you comb it forward to hide it. (Imagine Ceaser)

- WTF is with the all the megaMUFFS! I know japan is behind in womens rights by 30 years, but that doesnt mean they have to have 70's bushes also!

- WTF is up with the AV's here? Is it really that erotic to see school girls laying there like a piece of karubi, getting nailed by a guy with a penis 6 cm's longer than mine? (Trust me, its not a compliment)

-WTF is with people staring at you like you have a pecker for a nose. (However, it should be noted that I dont mind it when, supple young high school girls do it, strange.)

- WTF is with the TV here. There only show 10 things. Eating, cooking, variety, cooking, eating, Dramas, anime, celebrities cooking and news...mostly about food.

- WTF is with Bob Sapp. I can just hear MAlcom X turning in his grave.
-Omei

WTF is up with the peace sign everytime a picture is taken in Japan?

WTF is up with Tama-chan the seal? It's a SEAL!! Some people eat seal.I wish someone would eat him.

WTF is the story on the panawave cult? And why is it on tv 24 hours a day?

WTF is the reason to show every baseball game that ichiro and matsui play in?

WTF is natto?Only some sick mind could creat such a foul stenched food.I use the word food loosely.
-Shonai Ben

wtf is up with the oyaji funk? is there some unwritten rule that over 40s graying men have to all wear the same nasty ass hair tonic and shitty after shave?

wtf is up with the smoking section and the non-smoking section being separated by, um, nothing! i don't remember ordering cancer with my goddam spaghetti thank you!

wtf is up with the overwhelmingly shitty music that this nation of wanna-bes puts forth? and when the fvck are they gonna get over the teeny boy groups and girl groups?

wtf is up with the penis festival? oh maybe because the real deal is nearly too small to be seen with the naked eye they have to make huge wooden sculptures and cart them around to make up for the inadequacy?

wtf is up with having to get condoms shipped from back home because of the teeny weenie problem as mentioned earlier...

wtf is up with you don't need to stare at me at the onsen because you all know the rumors are true!

wtf is up with sooooooooo many wanna be black people in osaka? damn ya'll biatches can't dance in the first place so you need to give it up! if ya ain't got no rhythm you can never be a brutha... hehe.

BUT.............................

wtf is up with the best damn cell phones on the face of the earth?

wtf is up with maybe the cheapest adsl and fiber optic service in the world?

wtf is up with the japan alps! beautiful!

wtf is up with niku jaga!

wtf is up with the carefree and not in your face japanese attitude towards religion?

wtf is up with the groovy blend of old and new here? chill out at a 1000 year old temple and then get your caffeine fix at a groovy neo-retro cafe... etc.

wtf is up with this country that makes it so goddam addictive!!!
-bike boy

WTF is with a job without ANY real responsibility!

WTF is with girls who not only accept the fact that you like video games, but let you kick their ass at them too!

WTF is with all the BJ's and perfect hooters. Its like I died and entered Muzzle heavan with the 72 virgins (or so they say)

WTF is with going to yaki-niku baked off you kazooo and cooking that meat JUUUUSST right, so that it just melts in your mouth. MMMMMM

WTF is up with hangovers being legitimate excuses for doing a sh!t job at work.
-Omei

WTF is with random beer pouring? I go out with a girl and I get the beer that's 2/3s head and she gets the full beer with almost no head. Do I look like a froth drinker??

WTF is with Japanese women thinking western men are "gentlemen"? When did a Japanese woman ever need a man to open the door for her - she just barges on through, strewing all in her path!

WTF is with the bars - rock ice, capable bartenders and great selections of whisky. Now I'm thirsty and it's nearly 6 o' clock. Heh heh heh!
-barten

WTF is the problem when I ask the waitress to hold off with the fish eggs on my spagetti? Is she utterly incapable of making an executive decision? I mean does she really need to run back and ask the cook if it's OK to refrain from adding fish eggs whilst he prepares it? Have I hurt the man's feelings? Am I fvcking with the restaurant's "wa" here?
-tie domi

WTF is it with Japanese salarymen having to stay in the office for 12/13hours everyday?

WTF is it with taking only 3/4 paid holidays a year?

WTF is it with using your paid holiday if you have a sick day?

WTF is it with working so hard and saving huge sums of money (at 0% return) and having no time/energy to enjoy it?

WTF is with working your ass off each month only to hand over everything to your wife who does virtually nothing?

WTF is it with having to use so much paper in a Japanese office?

WTF is everyone going on holiday at the same time every year.....resulting in severe travel price increases/overcrowded resorts/congestion......surely someone can sort this out?

WTF is it with trying to live life in such a safety cocoon (i met a woman last week who cancelled a trip to Kyoto for fear of terrorism.....or "terror" as she put it)?

WTF is with concrete on the banks of every river?

WTF is with continual bridge/dam/road/skyscraper construction?

BUT,

WTF is with 99.9% of Japanese people being so generous/welcoming.

WTF is with being able just to talk your native language to earn a living.

WTF is with such beautiful women....that seemingly cant get enough of us Gaijin men!

WTF is with so many bored housewives who hardly ever see their husbands awake........and cant get enough.....!!!!

WTF is it with arguably the best beer in the world (and cheap summer nomihodai)!!

WTF is it with great cell phones and cheap BB connections.

WTF is it with such diversity...rivers, lakes, tropical islands, great ski resorts, mountains, temples, shrines.....hostess bars.........large sprawling metropolises....
-ellie2003

WTF is with tourist information offices being closed on a national holiday? Surely that's when more people travel.

WTF is with staff in combinis asking me if chopsticks are okay or wouldn't I prefer a folk, when they know my face and know I've been in Japan for some time?

WTF is with people who when they find out I'm an English teacher, automatically assume I work for NOVA?
-duma

WTF is the deal with mayonnaise being a whole separate food group in this country?
-Mogura