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Re: The little observations...

Unread postby steki47 » Sat Jun 09, 2012 1:10 pm

Being 40 and married gives me a great excuse to refuse unwanted social invitations. No, I don't want to see your friend's band.
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Re: The little observations...

Unread postby steki47 » Sat Jun 09, 2012 1:11 pm

I am usually disappointed by Japanese lesbian porn. Not exactly sure why.
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Re: The little observations...

Unread postby angryboy » Sat Jun 09, 2012 1:12 pm

steki47 wrote: band.


Band? What`s that? Do you mean raibu?
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Re: The little observations...

Unread postby Langslave » Sat Jun 09, 2012 1:15 pm

steki47 wrote:I am usually disappointed by Japanese lesbian porn. Not exactly sure why.


Here then steki, is where we differ :wink:
"If I may put forward a slight..er..personal philosophy..I feel that man has ruled this world as a stumbling, demented, child-king..LONG ENOUGH!"
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Re: The little observations...

Unread postby SamhainP8 » Sat Jun 09, 2012 1:26 pm

J-porn in general is lame.

Moderately attractive girl dressed up "cute".
Frig her through panties.
Inspect, poke and prod about with all the bits.
Finger fuck her at warp speed.
Abuse her with toys.
She sucks cock.
Fuck her furiously like a Jack-rabbit.
Blow on chicks face who through the entire process looked either like a stunned mullet, in pain or bored.

:hohum:
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Re: The little observations...

Unread postby steki47 » Sat Jun 09, 2012 2:39 pm

angryboy wrote:
steki47 wrote: band.


Band? What`s that? Do you mean raibu?


"Bando"!

It has been a few years, but I have seen some great live shows in Japan. Saw Autechre in Osaka and Whitehouse in Kyoto.
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Re: The little observations...

Unread postby steki47 » Sat Jun 09, 2012 2:41 pm

SamhainP8 wrote:J-porn in general is lame.


I half agree with you. Much of the sex toy stuff is too medical for me, but I appreciate the hair-splitting fetishism: high school girl caught shoplifting, etc.
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Re: The little observations...

Unread postby Langslave » Sat Jun 09, 2012 3:01 pm

I remember watching one ages ago and the batteries in the vibrator died, so there was four or five minutes of them looking for new batteries, removing the old, fitting the new, then getting back to the biz. I watched totally bemused, couldnt this have been editted out? What the holy flaming fuck were the makers thinking?
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Re: The little observations...

Unread postby steki47 » Sat Jun 09, 2012 6:15 pm

Langslave wrote:I remember watching one ages ago and the batteries in the vibrator died, so there was four or five minutes of them looking for new batteries, removing the old, fitting the new, then getting back to the biz. I watched totally bemused, couldnt this have been editted out? What the holy flaming fuck were the makers thinking?


That is awesome!

Reminds of the American gang-bang vid I watched where the camera pulls back to show the line of men waiting their turn and one douche is eating a banana while stroking himself!
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Re: The little observations...

Unread postby inflames » Sat Jun 09, 2012 6:19 pm

SamhainP8 wrote:J-porn in general is lame.

Moderately attractive girl dressed up "cute".
Frig her through panties.
Inspect, poke and prod about with all the bits.
Finger fuck her at warp speed.
Abuse her with toys.
She sucks cock.
Fuck her furiously like a Jack-rabbit.
Blow on chicks face who through the entire process looked either like a stunned mullet, in pain or bored.

:hohum:

You forgot the squealing like a 6 year old.
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Re: The little observations...

Unread postby steki47 » Sat Jun 09, 2012 7:24 pm

inflames wrote:
SamhainP8 wrote:J-porn in general is lame.

Moderately attractive girl dressed up "cute".
Frig her through panties.
Inspect, poke and prod about with all the bits.
Finger fuck her at warp speed.
Abuse her with toys.
She sucks cock.
Fuck her furiously like a Jack-rabbit.
Blow on chicks face who through the entire process looked either like a stunned mullet, in pain or bored.

:hohum:

You forgot the squealing like a 6 year old.


And the hideously bad kissing. Ewww!
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Re: The little observations...

Unread postby SamhainP8 » Sat Jun 09, 2012 8:22 pm

Give me an entusiastic and confident reverse cowgirl biarch over that shit any day.
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Re: The little observations...

Unread postby steki47 » Sat Jun 09, 2012 9:53 pm

SamhainP8 wrote:Give me an entusiastic and confident reverse cowgirl biarch over that shit any day.


Funny, I was watching an American porn this morning. I really have lost my interested in American porn in general. Russian porn is often good, though.
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Re: The little observations...

Unread postby SamhainP8 » Sat Jun 09, 2012 10:08 pm

Perhaps there should be a porn appreciation thread :rotfl:
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Re: The little observations...

Unread postby Mogura » Sat Jun 09, 2012 10:27 pm

SamhainP8 wrote:Perhaps there should be a porn appreciation thread :rotfl:

Perhaps...
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Re: The little observations...

Unread postby Examination_Hell » Sun Jun 10, 2012 12:10 am

SamhainP8 wrote:J-porn in general is lame.

Moderately attractive girl dressed up "cute".
Frig her through panties.
Inspect, poke and prod about with all the bits.
Finger fuck her at warp speed.
Abuse her with toys.
She sucks cock.
Fuck her furiously like a Jack-rabbit.
Blow on chicks face who through the entire process looked either like a stunned mullet, in pain or bored.

:hohum:


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Re: The little observations...

Unread postby SamhainP8 » Sun Jun 10, 2012 12:15 am

:haha: :clap: :wnw: :bye:
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Re: The little observations...

Unread postby Langslave » Sun Jun 10, 2012 12:32 am

Oh yes, I like that exam.
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Re: The little observations...

Unread postby inflames » Sun Jun 10, 2012 6:53 am

Fucking hilarious.

Also, I've tracked my blog and such - it turns out my drunk (and, well, 下品,) posts are more popular than the sober ones. Some of the people who know have commented on this to me.
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Re: The little observations...

Unread postby allblacks » Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:41 pm

The most retarded part has to be the blurring out. Its not even effective half the time and what is this I hear about it not being compulsory but voluntary? Isnt the whole point of porn to be explicit?
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Re: The little observations...

Unread postby exUsagiCoalMiner » Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:37 pm

I heard somewhere that, in either Buddhism or Shinto, pubic hair is considered unclean, so they blur it. Does seem pretty stupid, though.
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Re: The little observations...

Unread postby Langslave » Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:44 pm

I heard that about pubes, I also heard thats why schoolgirl porn is so big here, but Im wondering if thats not a chicken and egg situation.
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Re: The little observations...

Unread postby SamhainP8 » Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:10 pm

exUsagiCoalMiner wrote:I heard somewhere that, in either Buddhism or Shinto, pubic hair is considered unclean, so they blur it. Does seem pretty stupid, though.

My father inlaw didn't get that memo! You can barely see the soap for the layer of pubes that coats it. :puke:
Had to go out and buy my own soap container(?) for the shower and move the oldies soap dish up out of sight.
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Re: The little observations...

Unread postby sirwanksalot » Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:11 am

allblacks wrote:The most retarded part has to be the blurring out. Its not even effective half the time and what is this I hear about it not being compulsory but voluntary? Isnt the whole point of porn to be explicit?


Honestly, I like that in an oxymoronic way. Yes it's explicit but there is just a slight bit of modesty left with a mosaic to make it attractive in a catholic slutty schoolgirl type of way.
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Re: The little observations...

Unread postby steki47 » Wed Jun 13, 2012 6:12 am

I have been making a note of the different kinds of mosaic. The big blurry cloud where you can only see motion, the fine mosaic that lets you see some general shapes, etc.

Occasionally, I have seen animated swirling colors placed over the outline of the penis. Gave the BJ a really psychedelic effect.
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Re: The little observations...

Unread postby steki47 » Wed Jun 13, 2012 6:15 am

SamhainP8 wrote:Perhaps there should be a porn appreciation thread :rotfl:


Not a bad idea. Just J-porn or the whole field?
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Re: The little observations...

Unread postby Spastic_Tactician » Mon Jun 18, 2012 3:09 pm

I like the occasional insanity one finds whilst pursuing an appreciation of Japanese adult entertainment. The kind of stuff that you just didn't see coming. Picture it: Cute girl, an amateur or at least lacking in the confidence a seasoned pro would have. The director/cameraman seats her on a cheap sofa and does the typical pre porn interview. She eventually disrobes with the help of a couple of gnarly looking dudes who do the typical horrible kissing and rough fondling. Before it gets into the frigging, etc, however, she is stood up and led across the room to a small kiddy pool on the floor. She steps in and splashes a bit. There are hundreds of goldfish in the pool. She splashes about for a while, trying to be sexy and/or cute. Cut to her using a small net to take the fish out of the pool, and into a jug of some sort. She gets a LOT of them in there. they can't even swim properly, they're so tight. Just when you start to get uncomfortable about the cruelty, they ramp it up to previously unimagined heights. That jug? Not a jug. Actually the body of a blender. She puts it on the base, places the top, and straight up purees a couple hundred live fish. The entire rest of the scene is her pouring the liquified fish on herself, rolling around in it, stuffing it in herself etc...
You just don't get that kind of "shrieking while frantically checking to make sure you no longer have a boner" entertainment in American porn.
Also: "Eels. She has eels in her ass. And they. Are. Alive. Oh, shit. Here they come. And that other chick...Is...Eating them."
God bless the lunatics who make this stuff, allowing even profoundly twisted individuals to feel outrage like normal people.
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Re: The little observations...

Unread postby steki47 » Mon Jun 18, 2012 5:49 pm

Check out the schoolgirl caught shoplifting and the incest game show vids. Gotta love the hair-splitting fetishism.
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Re: The little observations...

Unread postby Examination_Hell » Mon Jun 18, 2012 9:01 pm

Spastic_Tactician wrote:her using a small net to take the fish out of the pool, and into a jug of some sort. She gets a LOT of them in there. they can't even swim properly, they're so tight. Just when you start to get uncomfortable about the cruelty, they ramp it up to previously unimagined heights. That jug? Not a jug. Actually the body of a blender. She puts it on the base, places the top, and straight up purees a couple hundred live fish. The entire rest of the scene is her pouring the liquified fish on herself, rolling around in it, stuffing it in herself etc...
You just don't get that kind of "shrieking while frantically checking to make sure you no longer have a boner" entertainment in American porn.
Also: "Eels. She has eels in her ass. And they. Are. Alive. Oh, shit. Here they come. And that other chick...Is...Eating them."
God bless the lunatics who make this stuff, allowing even profoundly twisted individuals to feel outrage like normal people.


a bit of an oldie but, Japan Pledges To Halt Production Of Weirdo Porn That Makes People Puke Edit: Humour

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TOKYO—Acknowledging its embarrassment over worldwide outbreaks of violent, uncontrolled regurgitation, the Japanese government apologized Wednesday to the millions of viewers who have been sickened over the past three decades by the revolting depravity of the nation's pornographic exports.

The response came after leaders of the world's 20 largest economies signed an accord threatening sanctions against Japan if international distribution of the nauseating materials did not immediately cease.


Full article Japan Pledges To Halt Production Of Weirdo Porn That Makes People Puke
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Re: The little observations...

Unread postby sirwanksalot » Wed Jun 20, 2012 1:58 am

Despite being comical, umbrella use during a typhoon allows the user to see where he is going.
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