On another thread ABs said,
allblacks wrote:Joined Konami Supoootsu last night. Pretty soon I will be able to gripe about the gym as well. Haha. Kidding!
You`ll have gripes mate if you are serious about working out.First,Konami is not a gym - it`s a sports club.
The eikaiwa of the gym world.Set up to get fuckwits in and convince them they will lose weight and get fit
simply by signing up.Space takers and time wasters basically.
I have been to a few Konamis for trial workouts only because I got a free voucher on a few occasions.Full
of machines,no bench or squat racks and pissy dumbells up to 20 kg if you are lucky.Maybe a Smith machine.
Stupid stupid fucking rules (your favourites).
I used to use a public gym that was managed by Konami for 3 years.A different company won the contract
last year and thank god for that.The gym itself was shit hot and cheap but the staff were fuckheads.The
old farts and gym rats do whatever they want taking up equipment,wasting time,creating potential for
serious injury while the staff do nothing. Try to work out seriously and you`ll get told off.
I was doing crunch twists on a sit up bench for fucks sake.Meanwhile this old fool was in front of the squat rack
(not inside the rack) doing the most dangerous shit with a barbell across his shoulders stepping up on a stool.
And you will get dobbed on for something so fucking petty and true to their nature the staff will caution you.
I`m glad I have found a good cheap GYM with good staff.
More gym gripes of the generic kind - old cunts! They are so fucking gross.They wash their socks and jocks in the
hand basins.They spit in the sinks and the water cooler.There is one old cunt who must take a sly shit in the showers.
Two occasions I have jumped in and the smell was so bad I dry reached.They sit stark bollocky naked on the vinyl seats
in front of the fan right next to the sign that says "Don`t sit here naked!" leaving their crack and sack germs.And the
same in the sauna where you are supposed to wear a towel.I`d be happy if they at least sat on a towel.
And then there`s the fucking baasans. After their hula class or whatever the fuck they drag their fat arses down for is
over they hang around in big groups blabbering on.Using the stretch mat area as their meeting place.Too bad if you
want to use it.