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Unread post by RalphWiggum » Thu Jan 27, 2005 11:02 pm

ex_drone wrote:Ralph, answer the question !! Are you a dirty ass bandit ?


The answer to its question is the same as the answer to this question:

ex_drone, is your wife a born-again Christian who finds you sexually repulsive and is going to divorce you, take every last yen you own AND get custody of your children?

And does having one leg shorter than the other make it go round in circles when it tries to run?



Does it want to be owned again?

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Unread post by RalphWiggum » Thu Jan 27, 2005 11:33 pm

You laugh, but this stuff is all true. :oops:

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Unread post by Edogaijin » Thu Jan 27, 2005 11:42 pm

Soap operas are fun sometimes....

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Unread post by JP_Jones » Fri Jan 28, 2005 2:31 am

the sad thing is drone keeps coming back for more.


he keeps trying and trying, like a kid trying to climb that big tree in the yard, but just cant do it. He keeps getting back up after falling and he tries again. But as it turns out, he cant do it because one leg is shorter than the other and he is retarded too.

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Jan 29, 2005.

Unread post by BartenBotflyVB » Wed Nov 26, 2014 11:03 am

Dear Sir,

What will life be like in the future? Like in, say, 2014?

Will we have flying cars by then?




Regards,

--Botters.

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Re: Ask Ralph Ver 2.0

Unread post by RalphWiggum » Wed Nov 26, 2014 5:38 pm

Fucking hell....

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Re: Ask Ralph Ver 2.0

Unread post by BartenBotflyVB » Wed Nov 26, 2014 10:29 pm

BartenBotflyVB wrote:What will life be like in the future? Like in, say, 2014?
RalphWiggum wrote:Fucking hell.
Bugger, I thought as much.

Righto.

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Unread post by RalphWiggum » Thu Nov 27, 2014 2:49 am

You only had to leave it a couple of months and it would have been 10 years since I last posted to this thread. That would have been the right time to ask another question. How's botfly anyway? I thought you'd be dead by now. Are stumpy and the dwarf OK?

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Unread post by BartenBotflyVB » Thu Nov 27, 2014 9:02 am

RalphWiggum wrote:You only had to leave it a couple of months and it would have been 10 years since I last posted to this thread. That would have been the right time to ask another question. How's botfly anyway? I thought you'd be dead by now. Are stumpy and the dwarf OK?
Stumpy is a mess, curled up in the corner of the room, the crying, the screaming, the pleading for mercy. Fuckit I don't let that stop me as I continue my non-stop barrage of shit jokes. 20 years and counting!

The Dwarf, probably roaring around in the Outback, part of some sort of drug addict Mad Max biker gang for all i know. Fucked if i know

Oh shit wait on, I'm not the one here to answer questions

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