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The 2025 Whinge Thread

Unread post by BartenBotflyVB » Wed Nov 26, 2014 10:39 pm

Everything's really gone to shit now.

Daewoo's AKB SoftApplebank centre in Saitama, oops, I mean Sonytama, hacked yet again by Chinese webuerillas and nobody even notices. Too preoccupied with their new GooGaple EyeChip VII Lenses that just hit the stores. Instant access to the net, never mind that all their data just got jacked. They look half fuckin hypnotised wanderign around with those things in.

It was pretty funny when the mad chinks managed to erase the entire SoundCloud and all of that AppSpotify shit from existence back in 2019 though. The entire canon of online music blipped in a second. These cassette tapes always did sound great.

Another hardwire datalogue fuckup on the Hanzomon Line yesterday. No, the trains don't drive themselves, but having those cutesy little 60 million yen robots "drive" them, all under the guise of the govt giving Sony an obscene boost-up in the shitty economy, is a bit much. Especially when the mad chinamen hack the little fags and activate their poof settings. Japan Times headline today, "Unit 6922 was arrested on the Hanzomon Line as he attempted to insert his exposed groin wiring into a small boys backpack."

Hardly a surprise the manga comic depicting and dramatizing the assaults as they happen on a monthly basis has spent the last year atop the best seller list.

60 million yen each and the little cunts being programmed defenseless, in this shit economy, get nabbed at the station and wind up on eBay. What a braindead waste of taxpayers money. 300 made and only 7 of the little shits left! Fuck me, find one and it's like winning the lottery. Of course, with about 50% of the population having developed full-blown glaucoma after the colossal fuckup of the first gen GooGaple EyeChip leakages hardly any cunt can see straight enough to find one of the little pricks anyway.

Still, at least Daewoo's cryogenic research looks promising...

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Re: The 2025 Whinge Thread

Unread post by Tall Tall Tree » Thu Dec 11, 2014 4:39 pm

If you could perhaps find an almanac of sports tournament scores and send it back in time to me, I'd appreciate it. I'll cut you in on the winnings.

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Re: The 2025 Whinge Thread

Unread post by mandangaman » Sun Jan 04, 2015 4:46 am

In the year 2525
If man is still alive
If woman can survive
They may find
In the year 3535
Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lies
Everything you think, do, and say
Is in the pill you took today

In the year 4545
Ain't gonna need your teeth, won't need your eyes
You won't find a thing to chew
Nobody's gonna look at you

In the year 5555
Your arms are hanging limp at your sides
Your legs got nothing to do
Some machine is doing that for you

In the year 6565
Ain't gonna need no husband, won't need no wife
You'll pick your son, pick your daughter too
From the bottom of a long glass tube' Whoooa

In the year 7510
If God's a-comin' he ought to make it by then
Maybe he'll look around himself and say
Guess it's time for the Judgement day

In the year 8510
God is gonna shake his mighty head then
He'll either say I'm pleased where man has been
Or tear it down and start again

In the year 9595
I'm kinda wondering if man is gonna be alive
He's taken everything this old earth can give
And he ain't put back nothing

Now it's been 10, 000 years
Man has cried a billion tears
For what he never knew
Now man's reign is through
But through eternal night
The twinkling of starlight
So very far away
Maybe it's only yesterday

In the year 2525
If man is still alive
If woman can survive
They may thrive
In the year 3535
Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lies
Everything you think, do or say
Is in the pill you took today....(fading..

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Re: The 2025 Whinge Thread

Unread post by Schizm » Wed Jan 07, 2015 8:48 am

In the year 105105
If man is still alive
If robot can survive
They may find...

In the year 252525
The backwards time machine still won't have arrived
In all the world, there's only one technology
A rusty sword for practicing proctology

In a future year that ends with a 20
A shlubby merman's gonna try to get chummy
He may look like a watery wimp
When in fact he's a bloodthirsty shrimp



In the year 1,000,000 ½
Humankind is enslaved by giraffe
Man must pay for all his misdeeds
When the treetops are stripped of their leaves

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Re: The 2025 Whinge Thread

Unread post by mandangaman » Wed Jan 07, 2015 12:19 pm

Nice additional verses
I'll try and think of some

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Re: The 2025 Whinge Thread

Unread post by Junken Master » Thu Jan 08, 2015 7:25 am

At the rate its going, it will be 2025 before someone posts on here again!

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Re: The 2025 Whinge Thread

Unread post by mandangaman » Wed Jan 14, 2015 4:35 pm

Junken Master wrote:At the rate its going, it will be 2025 before someone posts on here again!
No you're wrong! :clap:

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