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Re: The Assorted Fruits and Nuts Thread

Unread post by MacGyver » Thu Jul 05, 2012 2:33 pm

allblacks wrote:http://www.smh.com.au/entertainment/res ... 21icb.html

Check out the bs "rules" this Japanese chef insisted on for her Sydney restaurant. What a moron!
Haha was just reading about that. Yep what a tard. Some of the rules are commonsense/OK but others, like must say itadakimasu and waiting for permission to sit down, are just riduckulous.
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Unread post by allblacks » Thu Jul 05, 2012 2:49 pm

This woman seems like a nutjob. Good riddance. Must be in the club to eat there my arse!

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Unread post by MacGyver » Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:12 pm

allblacks wrote:This woman seems like a nutjob.
Without a doubt. Seems fairly typical of some J peeps who go OS and then demand the gaijins in that country accept her practices, not the other way around. Although having said that, I can't imagine a restaurant in Japan surviving if it had those sorts of BS rules either. I doubt many (Japanese) customers would like paying for the privilege of being told what to do.
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Unread post by allblacks » Thu Jul 05, 2012 4:42 pm

You havent been to Kyoto then huh? Lots of places there refuse first time customers. Only accept via introduction etc. Sounds like this woman is trying to import that into Aussie.

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Unread post by allblacks » Thu Jul 05, 2012 5:25 pm

http://www.wafu.com.au/
In the meantime, while the restaurant is being sold, Wafu’s doors remain open to members. Non-members who arrive carrying a suitable doggie-bag container, and are prepared to support Wafu’s ways, are also welcome. Limited menu options may apply.
So at the end of the day her own system of membership doesnt matter. :eyes: You can still go there without even being a member and joining her stupid cult. :eyes:

I think this screw ball needs to get her head out of her arse. Lets see if she replies to the email I sent her telling her off.

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Unread post by AsahiSupaSpy » Thu Jul 05, 2012 11:31 pm

I think the name of the restaurant is quite appropriate.
Do NOT arrest this man.

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Unread post by steki47 » Fri Jul 06, 2012 6:25 am

AsahiSupaSpy wrote:I think the name of the restaurant is quite appropriate.
Stupid, childish rules (why is "don't waste food" in there twice?)-that's Japanese style.

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Unread post by BartenBotflyVB » Sat Aug 18, 2012 3:47 pm

Doc Mori deeply in the shit now....

http://www.risingsuntimes.proboards.com ... 135&page=1

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Unread post by allblacks » Wed Aug 22, 2012 2:53 pm

Whats that all about? It tells me to log in. Hmm?

Ive seen some fruits and nuts lately on the trains. There seems to be a lot travelling in peak hour. Good on them if it is going to a job though. Im all for encouraging people to work no matter what mental state.

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Unread post by BartenBotflyVB » Thu Sep 20, 2012 10:43 am

allblacks wrote:It tells me to log in.
i'm told the beef curtains part on occasion http://www.risingsuntimes.proboards.com ... thread=142

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Unread post by angryboy » Thu Sep 20, 2012 10:47 am

Luv Brucey!! Quality stuff Botters!!
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Unread post by BartenBotflyVB » Thu Oct 04, 2012 10:35 am

Brucey is a fvcking idiot at times.

At all times.
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Unread post by BartenBotflyVB » Tue Nov 06, 2012 8:17 pm

aussie taxpayers dollars being well spent:

http://risingsuntimes.proboards.com/ind ... thread=151

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Unread post by BartenBotflyVB » Tue Nov 20, 2012 8:41 pm

Brucie in the thick of it as usual:

http://www.risingsuntimes.proboards.com ... 154&page=1

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Unread post by sirwanksalot » Thu Nov 22, 2012 8:48 pm

Choppers have been hovering above my house all afternoon.

http://japandailypress.com/japanese-man ... gn-2218830

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Unread post by BartenBotflyVB » Thu Dec 06, 2012 11:57 am

sirwanksalot wrote:Choppers have been hovering above my house all afternoon.

http://japandailypress.com/japanese-man ... gn-2218830
an option for your rellies if it turns to shit:

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Unread post by BartenBotflyVB » Wed Aug 21, 2013 10:00 am

TRY TO KEEP UP WITH THE NEWS OF THE WORLD YOU FUCKIGN FREAKS:

http://risingsuntimes.proboards.com/ind ... page=1#208

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Unread post by BartenBotflyVB » Sat Dec 14, 2013 4:21 pm

looks like Sirwanks was on a quick whistle-stop tour to the UK:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/cr ... 03511.html

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Unread post by sirwanksalot » Sun Dec 15, 2013 3:08 am

That;s just a cover. . I fooled them with the troll kit you sent me many moons ago. That along with the pencil thin handlebar mustache and the emathculine lithp fooled Scotland Yard again.

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Unread post by BartenBotflyVB » Sun Dec 15, 2013 11:25 am

sirwanksalot wrote:That;s just a cover. . I fooled them with the troll kit you sent me many moons ago. That along with the pencil thin handlebar mustache and the emathculine lithp fooled Scotland Yard again.
hehe, although not sure how the hillbilly novelty teeth would be received in pommyland...

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In other news….

http://www.tofugu.com/2014/01/24/rent-a ... jin-needs/


Seriously, CHECK THIS OUT!!! :rotfl:

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Unread post by BartenBotflyVB » Sun Mar 30, 2014 2:25 pm

it just got worse and worse and worse...

http://risingsuntimes.proboards.com/thr ... ver-racist

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