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Postby indoctrin8 » Thu Apr 29, 2004 11:16 pm

found a new way to entertain the housewives. just do an impression of that green haired buffoon who does english lesson programmes on nhk.
(apologies if you read this, george, but you DO come across as somewhat of an arse. i know it's probably not your fault.GAIJIN! GENKI NOW!)
here, chewing your tail is joy.
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Postby RalphWiggum » Thu Apr 29, 2004 11:28 pm

No, it's his fault. He's a grown man with green hair. Do you know what that makes him? No? That makes him a CUNT. He should have some fucking dignity and go on the dole or start sucking cock to fuel his crack habit if he's really that desperate for cash.
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Postby indoctrin8 » Thu Apr 29, 2004 11:38 pm

that's bit harsh. poor cunt probably has to be an arse cos his director demands it. and if he is sniffin at that j-beaver he works with, cunty hair is SMALL price to pay...
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Postby Bearcat » Fri Apr 30, 2004 1:52 am

I imagine he's a making out pretty well monetarily for being the token that he is?
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Postby Thanatos'_enbalmed_botfly » Fri Apr 30, 2004 8:41 am

AH HAH. U BASTADS R WATCHIONG NHK. YOU PAY YOUR FEES NOW, AS YOU HAVE TV YES? YOU PAY NOW. NO EXCUSE
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Postby ex_drone » Fri Apr 30, 2004 9:40 am

I thought this was gonna be a thread about humping housewives.

NHK ?? Green hair ??


You guys need to get a life.That and ska pa !!


Thantos , yeah they should pay !!
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Postby MacGyver » Fri Apr 30, 2004 11:29 am

Ignoring Drones usual (lack of) wit*, hasn't George got pink hair now? And he is married with a kid. At least he has a kid. Saw him once at Jiyugaoka station with a baby in his arms and a woman.

*Isn't it ironic that Drone posts in a thread he isn't interested in telling us how we are losers? Who's the bigger loser? The loser who posts in a thread telling us we are losers for talking about this thread, or the losers who started the thread in the first place? As usual, of course, the irony is lost on Drone.
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Postby ex_drone » Fri Apr 30, 2004 12:34 pm

Wow MacGyver I bet you were so impressed you ran up to him yelling Sign!! Sign !! " I want your sign ""

I wouldn't even know who the PUNK was.

Watching NHK.......Eikaiwa shows yeah right, such fun.

MacGyver, the gaijin talento groupie........LOSER !!
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Postby MacGyver » Fri Apr 30, 2004 12:49 pm

ex_drone wrote:I wouldn't even know who the PUNK was.

Watching NHK.......Eikaiwa shows yeah right, such fun.



Hahaha. drone shows everyone he is a moron again.

Drone he's actually a DJ first and foremost. But then you didn't know that did you? Is there anything you DO know???
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Postby Thanatos'_enbalmed_botfly » Fri Apr 30, 2004 1:30 pm

haha, U 2 BASTADS DO THIS ON EVERYFU KIN THREAD.

Is there ANY thread innocuous enough for you to be civil? "Weather tomorrow expected to include chance of precipitation"?

Oh. The "making the housewives laugh" thread. They love the "Slight rogering-up of the Japanese words so they take on unfathomably humourous new meanings" schtick. Oh, ha. Oh, hahaha. Oh ha BLOODY fucking HA

If that fails, show them yer willy.

Laugh their tits orf, they will.
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Postby MacGyver » Fri Apr 30, 2004 1:33 pm

TEB, you tell drone to stop making idiotic, racist, critical comments, and I'll stop smacking him down. :wnw:
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Postby Thanatos'_enbalmed_botfly » Fri Apr 30, 2004 1:37 pm

TEB, you tell drone to stop making idiotic, racist, critical comments,
but... but.. without them he'd be nothing! You can't take away the mans entire repertoire! Come on! Be reasonable!
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Postby MacGyver » Fri Apr 30, 2004 1:54 pm

Fair comment, but that would mean you expect ME to back down? But its so much fun taking the piss out of drone! Sure, its too easy hence it isn't really much of a sport but did Sri Lanka let up against the hapless Zimbabweans? No. Is Australia going to ease up against them? No. So it goes to show just because its not a level playing field, it doesn't mean the stronger opponent lets up against the weaker opponent!
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Postby ex_drone » Fri Apr 30, 2004 2:17 pm

Hey Macgyver I gave up on watching Japanese TV years ago.

It has to be the most boring TV in the world.

TEB, you tell drone to stop making idiotic, racist, critical comments, and I'll stop smacking him down.


You couldn't smack me down if you tried PUNK.

People like you are all mouth and no action Bwahhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!

I'll say what I like, you don't like it...........Should I care ? (not )
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Postby MacGyver » Fri Apr 30, 2004 3:18 pm

ex_drone wrote:Hey Macgyver I gave up on watching Japanese TV years ago.

It has to be the most boring TV in the world.


Buwahaha you are so thick drone. What part of DJ don't you understand? Yeah he's a DJ on TV....fucking idiot. You can assume, especially by context in this case, that DJ is radio DJ. drone you don't have to brain power to run a miniture device....

You're a fucking tool mate. Taunting people online by saying they are all talk and no action. That HAS to be the lamest thing I've ever heard anyone say on this site. Or any other site for that matter.
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Postby ex_drone » Fri Apr 30, 2004 4:12 pm

MacGyver I grow tierd of your pathetic ramblings.

Get a hobby lad .

get a life ...........you poor fool.
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Postby MacGyver » Fri Apr 30, 2004 4:27 pm

:zzz:
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Postby ex_drone » Fri Apr 30, 2004 5:15 pm

and your next comment is ?

FOOL

Oh yeah nice page you made for your cricket club mac, I'll be watching it as long as it stays up that is.


ha ha ha ha !!
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Postby MacGyver » Fri Apr 30, 2004 5:24 pm

Why don't you come and watch a game and see how cricket is played. I can give you a few lessons on how to use a bat. And there's a hospital right across the road for when I'm done with you.
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Postby ex_drone » Fri Apr 30, 2004 5:53 pm

Cricket is the most boring game in the world right up there with lawn bowls and curling.

Hospital...........bwahhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha funny FOOL !!

I send my victims to the mourge

And your next comment is ?
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Postby MacGyver » Fri Apr 30, 2004 5:57 pm

You send your victims to the morgue eh? You know where we play cricket and when, come on down and see who's all talk and no action then. I like it when blokes like talk big. Makes it more satisfying when they hit the deck and all that is coming out of their mouth is screams of pain and blood. Bring it in big man. I'm waiting for you.
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Postby ex_drone » Fri Apr 30, 2004 7:53 pm

Oh I'm so scared of a tard who takes his name from a crappy 80s Tv show and gives his location as a crappy 90s TV show .

why don't you come up here little FOOL.

I'm waiting for ya. You are nothing but a talking dog turd, WOOF !!

DUMBASS

And your next comment is ?
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Postby JP_Jones » Fri Apr 30, 2004 8:08 pm

oh, ex_drone, you are just plain sad.
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Postby ex_drone » Fri Apr 30, 2004 8:20 pm

Oh JP has to have his little say.

SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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Postby amejin_japan » Fri Apr 30, 2004 8:46 pm

my dad cane beat up your dad.. pussy :?
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Postby ex_drone » Fri Apr 30, 2004 8:56 pm

too late my dads dead and buried :lol:
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Postby JP_Jones » Fri Apr 30, 2004 10:25 pm

call me a PUNK or a FOOL, just to make your tirade complete, will ya? please.
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Postby Bearcat » Fri Apr 30, 2004 10:45 pm

This whole thing going on reminds me of something someone once said.....
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Postby ShonaiBen » Mon May 03, 2004 4:09 pm

Back on topic.I have seen this program and the cartoon character dressed in green reminds me of a green talking condom.
The whole fucking show is a joke imo.
If they make anything better than beer,I don't know what the hell it is....
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Postby Mogura » Mon May 03, 2004 4:14 pm

You wanna make J-Housewives laugh?

After you've whipped out your knob, ask them how it compares with their J-Husband's...That'll fvcking make 'em laugh...
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