Ever have a laugh at a student's expense?

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Ever have a laugh at a student's expense?

Postby Ziggy » Thu May 27, 2004 10:36 pm

Ever have a laugh at a student's expense? I have a few times. One time when I was serving time in my Nova gulag another drone (Drone A) taught a wanker of a student (7A) to say my pleasure. I decided to have some fun...

Ziggy: "What did you learn in Drone A's class"

Wanker: "To say my pleasure"

Ziggy: "Let's practice, okay"?

Wanker: "okay"

Ziggy: "Drone A and I want fellatio from you. Okay, what do you say"?

Wanker: "My pleasure".
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Postby RalphWiggum » Thu May 27, 2004 10:56 pm

In a particularly badly dressed 7C students class:

RW: So, you did your mum dress you as an extra from Terminator or did you manage it yourself?

Student: Nani?
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Postby GaijinPooka » Thu May 27, 2004 11:01 pm

I usually get the salarymen to paly the roles of women in roleplays.
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Postby JP_Jones » Thu May 27, 2004 11:02 pm

JP, to a student that I was meeting for the first time, dressed like some kind of hip-hop gang banger : So, did you just get back from LA?

Student: yes, how did you know?
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Postby indoctrin8 » Fri May 28, 2004 1:56 am

"it looks very veiny"
"yes. how veiny is it?"
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Postby Thanatos'_enbalmed_botfly » Mon May 31, 2004 10:16 pm

Coupla years back now...

Japanese female teacher:"Oh, the children are practicing for their undo kai. How do you say 'undo kai' in English?"

Me:"Klan rally."

Japanese female teacher:"Ahh, the children are practising for their Klan rally."
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Postby PHONICS » Mon May 31, 2004 10:51 pm

Japanese female teacher:"Ahh, the children are practising for their Klan rally."

Who is Cran Larry?
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Postby NSG » Tue Jun 01, 2004 1:30 pm

CranLarry is the delicious Ocean Spray cranberry/Larry based drink.
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Postby monkeypants » Tue Jun 01, 2004 11:11 pm

Such a fine blend of liquids is wasted on the Japanese palate.
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Postby Examination_Hell » Wed Jun 02, 2004 8:04 pm

Who is Cran Larry?

Wasn't he the NOva instructor who breached the no-socialization policy and got shit canned?

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